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• I give advice worth the price....free!
• Bart: Is this cel worth anything? [gives him cel with arm on it] Deale
  [looks at it, sighs] Let me show you something. This -- this is a Snagglepuss drawn by Hic Heisler....
• I have half a mind to give you a tagline!
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• You can have my two cents worth for free!!
• Anything free is worth what you pay for it.