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• I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
  -- Artemus Ward...
• I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. -- Artemus Ward
• Chang: "I offer into the record this excerpt from the captain's personal log.
  Kirk: "I have never trusted Klingons...and I never will....
• Who invented cottage cheese? And how did they know when they were done?
  It looks like it's already been eaten. Never buy anything you have to order by the size of its curd....
• My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...
• My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx...