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• I have a map of the United States...actual size. It says, "Scale
  1 mile = 1 mile." I spent last summer folding it....
• I'm the only one in my neighborhood who has a life-size map of the United States.
  When people ask me where I live, I tell them E-5....
• I carry a life size map of America in pocket. When people ask me where I'm from, I point to E - 5.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
  They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...
• I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
  They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...
• I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it. -- Steven Wrigh
• I've really got into astronomy lately. So much so that I have installed a skylight in my ceiling.
  This really upsets the people that live above me. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Today I...........No, that wasn't me. -- Steven Wrigh