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I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. -- Gilda Radne
I began many years ago, as so many young men do, in searching for the perfect woman.
I believed that if I looked long enough, and hard enough, I would find her and then I would be secure for life....
I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
-- Ogden Nash...
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. -- G.K. Chesterto
I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in a lifetime. -- Woody Alle
I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed.
-- Frank Deford, sports write...
I believe that the moment is near when by a procedure of active paranoiac thought, it will be possible to systematize confusion and contribute to the total discrediting of the world of reality.
-- S...
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat. -- Will Roge
I bet the human brain is a kludge. -- Marvin Minsky

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