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I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
-- Professor Lowd, English, Ohio University...
I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater.
I am the wandering glitch -- catch me if you can.
I am two fools, I know, for loving, and for saying so. -- John Donne
I am two with nature. -- Woody Alle
I am very fond of the company of ladies. I like their beauty, I like their delicacy, I like their vivacity, and I like their silence.
-- Samuel Johnso...
I appreciate the fact that this draft was done in haste, but some of the sentences that you are sending out in the world to do your work for you are loitering in taverns or asleep beside the highway.
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I asked the engineer who designed the communication terminal's keyboards why these were not manufactured in a central facility, in view of the small number needed [1 per month] in his factory.
He exp...
I attribute my success to intelligence, guts, determination, honesty, ambition, and having enough money to buy people with those qualities.
I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.

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