Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Hear about... the absent minded sculptor who put his model to bed and started chiseling on his wife?
Hear about... the fellow who, upon being told by his shrewish wife that she would dance on his grave, promptly provided for a burial at sea?
Hear about... the female activist who went berserk during a demonstration and attacked a karate-trained cop with a deadly weapon.
She ended up a chopped libber?...
Hear about... the guru who refused Novacain while having a tooth pulled because he wanted to transcend dental medication?
Hear about... the pessimistic historian whose latest book has chapter headings that read "World War One","World War Two" and "Watch This Space"?
Hear about... the wild office Christmas party in a completely automated company -- the photocopier got drunk and tried to undo the typewriter's ribbon?
Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus?
Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe....
Hear me, my chiefs, I am tired; my heart is sick and sad.
From where the sun now stands I Will Fight No More Forever. -- Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce...
Heard that the next Space Shuttle is supposed to carry several Guernsey cows?
It's gonna be the herd shot 'round the world....
Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable. -- The Wizard of Oz

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