Hear About... The Fellow Who, Upon Being Told By His Shrewish Wife That She Would Dance On His Grave, Promptly Provided For A Burial At Sea?

Hear About... The Fellow Who, Upon Being Told By His Shrewish Wife That She Would Dance On His Grave, Promptly Provided For A Burial At Sea?

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the fellow who, upon being told by his shrewish wife that she
would dance on his grave, promptly provided for a burial at sea?

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Pascal: A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
Pascal, n.: A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.