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Hi! You have reached 962-0129. None of us are here to answer the phone and the cat doesn't have opposing thumbs, so his messages are illegible.
Please leave your name and message after the beep......
Hi! How are things going? (just fine, thank you...
) Great! Say, could I bother you for a question? (you just asked one....
Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet.
Hi Jimbo. Dennis. Really appreciate the help on the income tax. You wanna help on the audit now?
Hi there! This is just a note from me, to you, to tell you, the person reading this note, that I can't think up any more famous quotes, jokes, nor bizarre stories, so you may as well go home.
Hickery Dickery Dock, The mice ran up the clock, The clock struck one, The others escaped with minor injuries.
Hideously disfigured by an ancient Indian curse? WE CAN HELP!
Call (511) 338-0959 for an immediate appointment....
Hier liegt ein Mann ganz obnegleich; Im Leibe dick, an Suden reich.
Wir haben ihn in das Grab gesteckt, Here lies a man with sundry flaws Weil es uns dunkt er sei verreckt....
Higgeldy Piggeldy, Hamlet of Elsinore Ruffled the critics by Dropping this bomb
"Phooey on Freud and his Psychoanalysis, Oedipus, Shmoedipus, I just loved Mom....
Higgins: Doolittle, you're either an honest man or a rogue.
Doolittle: A little of both, Guv'nor. Like the rest of us, a little of both....

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