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He's like a function -- he returns a value, in the form of his opinion.
It's up to you to cast it into a void or not. -- Phil Lapsley...
He's the kind of guy, that, well, if you were ever in a jam he'd be there.
.. with two slices of bread and some chunky peanut butter....
Heuristics are bug ridden by definition. If they didn't have bugs, then they'd be algorithms.
Hewett's Observation: The rudeness of a bureaucrat is inversely proportional to his or her position in the governmental hierarchy and to the number of peers similarly engaged.
Hey, diddle, diddle the overflow pdl To get a little more stack
If that's not enough then you lose it all And have to pop all the way back....
Hey, Jim, it's me, Susie Lillis from the laundromat.
You said you were gonna call and it's been two weeks. What's wrong, you lose my number?...
HEY KIDS! ANN LANDERS SAYS: Be sure it's true, when you say "I love you".
It's a sin to tell a lie. Millions of hearts have been broken, just because these words were spoken....
Hey, Sam, how about a loan?" "Whattaya need?" "Oh, about $
500." "Whattaya got for collateral?" "Whattaya need?" "How about an eye?" -- Sam Giancana...
Hey, what do you expect from a culture that *drives* on *parkways* and *parks* on *driveways*?
-- Gallaghe...
Hi! I'm Larry. This is my brother Bob, and this is my other brother Jimbo.
We thought you might like to know the names of your assailants....

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