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HELP! MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN! -- E. E. CUMMINGS
Help a swallow land at Capistrano.
HELP!!!! I'm being held prisoner in /usr/games/lib!
Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
Help stamp out Mickey-Mouse computer interfaces -- Menus are for Restaurants!
Hempstone's Question: If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?
Her days were spent in a kind of slow bustle; always busy without getting on, always behind hand and lamenting it, without altering her way
wishing to be an economist, without contrivance or regula...
Her locks an ancient lady gave Her loving husband's life to save
And men -- they honored so the dame -- Upon some stars bestowed her name....
Here about the young Chinese woman who just won the lottery? One fortunate cookie...
Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people
from President's and Kings to the scum of the earth......

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