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HERE'S A GOOD JOKE to do during an earthquake. Straddle a big crack in the earth and if it opens wider, go, "Whoa!
Whoa!" and flap your arms around as if you're going to fall. -- Jack Handley, The...
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins Lottery.
' -- Jay Leno...
Here's the holiday schedule for Monday's observation of Martin Luther King Jr.
's birthday, when the following will be closed...
Herth's Law: He who turns the other cheek too far gets it in the neck.
He's been like a father to me, He's the only DJ you can get after three, I'm an all-night musician in a rock and roll band, And why he don't like me I don't understand.
-- The Byrd...
He's dead, Jim.
He's got the heart of a little child, and he keeps it in a jar on his desk.
He's just a politician trying to save both his faces...
He's just like Capistrano, always ready for a few swallows.

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