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hell, n: Truth seen too late.
Heller's Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.
Heller's Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.
Johnson's Corollary: Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the organization....
Hello. Jim Rockford's machine, this is Larry Doheny's machine.
Will you please have your master call my master at his convenience?...
Hello, friend! You say things aren't going too well?
You say you have a date with your favorite girl when it starts raining so hard you can't see?...
Hello," he lied. -- Don Carpenter, quoting a Hollywood age
Hell's broken loose. -- Robert Greene
Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese computer factory!
Help! I'm trapped in a PDP 11/70!
HELP! Man trapped in a human body!

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