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High heels are a device invented by a woman who was tired of being kissed on the forehead.
High Priest: Armaments Chapter One, verses nine through twenty-seve
Bro. Maynard...
HIGH TECHNOLOGY: A California innovation composed of equal parts of silicon and marijuana.
Higher education helps your earning capacity. Ask any college professor.
Hildebrant's Principle: If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.
Him: "Your skin is so soft. Are you a model?" He
"No," [blush] "I'm a cosmetologist." Him: "Really?...
Hindsight is always 20:20. -- Billy Wilde
Hindsight is an exact science.
hippogriff, n: An animal (now extinct) which was half horse and half griffin.
The griffin was itself a compound creature, half lion and half eagle....
Hire the morally handicapped.

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