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• Did you hear about the guru who refused Novocain while having a tooth pulled because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
• A guru went to the dentist and said, "I'd like to transcend dental medication." -- Dr. Dean Edell
• Did you hear about a chap who wanted to borrow $10,000 for a sex-change operation.
  As collateral, he offered to put up the family jewels....
• Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold coil.
  ..he had always wanted to come into wealth....
• Did you hear about the Newfie who joined the Navy because he heard that Waves are the best humpers--but he drowned trying to prove it.
• If a guru falls in the forest with no one to hear him, was he really a guru at all?
  -- Strange de Jim, "The Metasexual...
• Did you hear about the compulsive gambler who drove to Las Vegas, pulled up to a parking meter, put a dime in -- - and lost his car.
• Statistics collected from dentists indicate that three times more men than women faint while visiting the dentist.
  This evidence suggests that men are more likely to be distressed about having dental work done than women are....
• Did you hear about the operatic soprano and her symphony-harpist boyfriend who have developed a high degree of artistic empathy, she humming his parts while he fingers her passages.