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His designs were strictly honourable, as the phrase i
hat is, to rob a lady of her fortune by way of marriage. -- Henry Fielding, "Tom Jone...
...his disciples lead him in; he just does the rest. -- Tommy
His eyes were cold. As cold as the bitter winter snow that was falling outside.
Yes, cold and therefore difficult to chew......
His followers called him Mahasamatman and said he was a god.
He preferred to drop the Maha- and the -atman, however, and called himself Sam....
His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
His ideas of first-aid stopped short of squirting soda water. -- P.G. Wodehouse
His life was formal; his actions seemed ruled with a ruler.
His mind is like a steel trap: full of mice. -- Foghorn Legho
His super power is to turn into a scotch terrier.
Historians have now definitely established that Juan Cabrillo, discoverer of California, was not looking for Kansas, thus setting a precedent that continues to this day.
-- Wayne Shanno...

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