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Goals... Plans... they're fantasies, they're part of a dream world... -- Wally Shaw
GOD: Darwin's chief rival.
God created a few perfect heads. The rest he covered with hair.
God created woman. And boredom did indeed cease from that moment -- but many other things ceased as well.
Woman was God's second mistake. -- Nietzsche...
God did not create the world in 7 days; He screwed around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.
God gave man two ears and one tongue so that we listen twice as much as we speak. -- Arab proverb
God gives burdens; also shoulders. Jimmy Carter cited this Jewish saying in his concession speech at the end of the 1980 election.
At least he said it was a Jewish saying; I can't find it anywhere....
God gives us relatives; thank goodness we can chose our friends.
God grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change, courage to change the things we can, and wisdom to know the difference.
God has intended the great to be great and the little to be little.
.. The trade unions, under the European system, destroy liberty [....

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