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Go away! Stop bothering me with all your "compute this .
.. compute that"! I'm taking a VAX-NAP. logout...
Go climb a gravity well.
Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. -- J.R.R. Tolkie
Go on writing plays, my boy. One of these days a London producer will go into his office and say to his secretary, "Is there a play from Shaw this morning?
and when she says "No," he will say, "Well...
Go out and tell a lie that will make the whole family proud of you.
-- Cadmus, to Pentheus, in "The Bacchae" by Euripide...
Go slowly to the entertainments of thy friends, but quickly to their misfortunes. -- Chilo
Go to a movie tonight. Darkness becomes you.
Go to the Scriptures... the joyful promises it contains will be a balsam to all your troubles.
Go 'way! You're bothering me!
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