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God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.
God may be subtle, but he isn't plain mean. -- Albert Einstei
God must have loved calories, she made so many of them.
God must love the common man; He made so many of them.
God rest ye CS students now, The bearings on the drum are gone, Let nothing you dismay.
The disk is wobbling, too....
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
-- William Bragg...
God said it, I believe it and that's all there is to it.
God save us from a bad neighbor and a beginner on the fiddle.
God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it.
-- Austin O'Malley...
God votes Republican.
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