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• Instrument of Darwi
• Lisa: [gasps] Tiny little people! My God! I've created life!
  Marge: Lisa! Breakfast! We're having waffles! Lisa...
• Believe in Darwin; cancer cures smoking.
• A wit 's a feather, and a chief a rod; An honest man 's the noblest work of God.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Essay on Man, Epistle iv, Line 247...
• It's okay, Marge. I've learned my lesson. A mountain of sugar is too much for one man.
  It's clear now why God portions it out in those tiny packets, and why he lives on a plantation in Hawaii....
• Cats with blue eyes are invariably deaf. -- Charles Darwi
• Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.
• The chief cause of problems is solutions.