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God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal. -- Samuel Butle
Goda's Truism: By the time you get to the point where you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to school make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car.
Gold, n: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution.
Goldenstern's Rules: 1. Always hire a rich attorney. 2. Never buy from a rich salesman.
Goldfish... what stupid animals. Even Wayne Cody stops eating before he bursts.
Gold's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Gomme's Laws: (1) A backscratcher will always find new itches.
(2) Time accelerates. (3) The weather at home improves as soon as you go away....
Gone With The Wind LITE(tm) -- by Margaret Mitchell A woman only likes men she can't have and the South gets trashed.
Gift of the Magii LITE(tm) -- by O. Henry A husband and wife forget to regi...

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