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Government's Law: There is an exception to all laws.
Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash.
I thought I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board. -- Princess Leia Organa...
Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large values of 2.
Graduate life -- it's not just a job, it's an indenture.
Graduate students and most professors are no smarter than undergrads. They're just older.
Grand Master Turing once dreamed that he was a machine.
When he awoke he exclaimed: "I don't know whether I am Turing dreaming that I am a machine, or a machine dreaming that I am Turing!...
Grandpa Charnock's Law: You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
[I thought it was when your kids learned to drive. Ed.]...
Graphics blind the eyes. Audio files deafen the ear.
Mouse clicks numb the fingers. Heuristics weaken the mind....
GRASSHOPPOTAMUS: A creature that can leap to tremendous heights... once.
Gratitude, like love, is never a dependable international emotion. -- Joseph Alsop

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