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gossip, n: Hearing something you like about someone you don't. -- Earl Wilso
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Got a complaint about the Internal Revenue Service?
Call the convenient toll-free "IRS Taxpayer Complaint Hot Line Number": 1-800-AUDITME...
Got a dictionary? I want to know the meaning of life.
Got a wife and kids in Baltimore Jack, I went out for a ride and never came back.
Like a river that don't know where it's flowing, I took a wrong turn and I just kept going....
Got Mole problems? Call Avogadro at 6.02 x 10^23.
Gourmet, n: Anyone whom, when you fail to finish something strange or revolting, remarks that it's an acquired taste and that you're leaving the best part.
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Don't overdo it. -- Lao Tsu
Government spending? I don't know what it's all about.
I don't know any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he doesn't know much....
Government spending? I don't know what it's all about.
I don't know any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he doesn't know much....

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