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Good advice is one of those insults that ought to be forgiven.
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
-- La Rouchefoucauld...
Good day for a change of scene. Repaper the bedroom wall.
Good day for business affairs. Make a pass at that the new file clerk.
Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.
Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to school.
Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to work.
Good day to deal with people in high places; particularly lonely stewardesses.
Good day to let down old friends who need help.
Good evening, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer.
I became operational at the HAL plant in Urbana, Illinois, on January 11th, nineteen hundred ninety-five....

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