Related:

• God created woman. And boredom did indeed cease from that moment--but many other things ceased as well.
  Woman was God's second mistake. -- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900) "Aphorism 48...
• Woman was God's second mistake. -- Nietzsche
• Woman was God's second mistake. -- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
• After God created woman he atoned by creating beer.
• Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a rough draft before The Final Masterpiece.
• B-r-r-other! What good is having a god around if you can't get any FUN out of it?
  -- From George Perez's WONDER WOMAN...
• Having discovered the possibility that other creatures could be used for sexual intercourse, early man was likely to have made many such attempts .
  .. though it is doubtful that he was so sexually carnivorous as the Christian and Jewish Adam, who, rabbinical interpreters of the Old Testament tell us, had intercourse with every creature before God finally hit upon the idea of woman and created Eve....