Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Good, fast, and cheap. Choose any two.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of those who govern.
The machinery of government is always subordinate to the will of those who administer that machinery....
Good health" is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement. -- Jim Horning
Good leaders being scarce, following yourself is allowed.
Good morning. This is the telephone company. Due to repairs, we're giving you advance notice that your service will be cut off indefinitely at ten o'clock.
That's two minutes from now....
Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.
Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.
Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.

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