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• Never eat in a restaurant where you see a cockroach bench-pressing a burrito. -- Pat McCormick
• This striving for excellence extends into people's personal lives as well.
  When '80s people buy something, they buy the best one, as determined by (1) price and (2) lack of availability....
• This striving for excellence extends into people's personal lives as well.
  When '80s people buy something, they buy the best one, as determined by (1) price and (2) lack of availability....
• Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. -- On the menu of a Swiss restaura
• How many hors d'oeuvres you are allowed to take off a tray being carried by a waiter at a nice party?
  Two, but there are ways around it, depending on the style of the hors d'oeuvre....
• How many hors d'oeuvres you are allowed to take off a tray being carried by a waiter at a nice party?
  Two, but there are ways around it, depending on the style of the hors d'oeuvre....