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Beer won't kill sofa slugs. Neither will salty pretzels.
Beer won't love its sports car more than you. -- Men vs. Bee
Beer won't mind you not being wanting a beer. -- Men vs. Bee
Beer won't tease you because you like Manilow. -- Men vs. Bee
Beer wouldn't waste its money on men's magazine. -- Men vs. Bee
Bees are very busy souls, They have no time for birth controls, And that is why in times like these, There are so many Sons of Bees.
Beethoven can write music, thank God -- but he can do nothing else on earth.
-- Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)...
Beethoven composed for 43 years...then he decomposed.
Beethoven did it apassionately.
Beethoven had a noted career.
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