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Before they made him, they broke the mold.
Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs.
Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego.
Before you ask more questions, think about whether you really want to know the answers.
-- Gene Wolfe, "The Claw of the Conciliato...
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
Before you beat the dog, learn his master's name.
Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there.
-- Mortimer B. Zuckerma...
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot....
Before you find your handsome prince, you got to kiss a lot of frogs. -- Murphy's laws on sex
Before you have an argument with the boss, take a good look at both sides - the boss's side and the outside.

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