Miscellaneous Collections

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Be firm, fly low and stay cool.... -- Duke, from Doonesbury
Be flexible, some things just take time.
Before a cat will condescend To treat you as a trusted friend, Some little token of esteem Is needed, like a dish of cream.
-- T. S. Elio...
Before advising "Be yourself!" reassess his character.
Before all of us are multiple decisions. For example, there are a wide variety of alternatives with regard to the apportionment of the family income, all of which share the same common failure
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Before a party or a trip, if it can, it will let rip.
Before a war military science seems a real science, like astronomy
but after a war it seems more like astrology. -- Rebecca We...
Before backing up ... make a backup.
Before beginning a Hunt, it is wise to ask someone what you are looking for before you begin looking for it.
-- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. -- Addison H. Hallock

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