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Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better so you better get used to it.
BEFRIEND, v.t. To make an ingrate. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Be fruit fly and multiple.
Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue i
and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth....
Begathon, n.: A multi-day event on public television, used to raise money so you won't have to watch commercials.
-- Rich Hall, Snigle...
Be GAY, be PROUD, and let THEM worry about it...
Be generous. Remember that it is the productivity of others that makes possible your executive position.
BEGGAR, n. One who has relied on the assistance of his friends.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Beggars must be no choosers. -- Beaumont and Fletcher -- Scornful Lady, Act v, Sc. 3
Beggars should be no choosers. -- John Heywood (c. 1565) -- Proverbes, Part i, Chap. x
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