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Before you have sex you have to be elected to a high government position. -- Zippy
Before you is the entrance to the tower which rises from the center of the courtyard.
In every visible direction the courtyard extends onward....
Before you kill something make sure you have something better to replace it with
omething better than political opportunist slamming hate horseshit in the public park....
Before you louse something up, THIMK!
Before you marry, keep your two eyes open; after you marry, shut one. -- Jamaican proverb
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available. -- Jim Begg
Before you slip into unconsciousness, I'd like to have another kiss...
Before you speak, just remember that you will not be asked to explain what you did not say!
Before you start anything, make sure you can finish it.
Before you unburden yourself of your problems, recall to mind that half the people to whom you tell these could not care less, but if they could, they would make the effort.
The other half, to whom...

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