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• Beer & Pretzels -- Breakfast of Champions.
• I saw a product in the market--Mr. Salty Pretzels. Isn't that nerve?
  Everything nowadays is low-salt or salt-free. Here's a guy--the hell with you--Mr....
• Beer & pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
  -- real standing law in North Dakota, United States of America...
• Eddie: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney!
  Wiggum: [gets out of the car] I am proceeding on foot....
• I'd kill everyone in this room for one drop of sweeeet beer.
• It's a touchdown for halfback Dan Beer-dorf! Duff Dry has won the Duff Bowl! -- "Lisa the Greek
• Bender: Hey, that's my last beer, you bastard. I'll kill you!
  Fry: I'll kill you too, buddy, I'll kill you too....
• Neither soldiers nor money can defend a king but only friends won by good deeds, merit, and honesty.
  -- Sallust, "De bello Iugurthino...