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Before buying a piece of property, walk around its perimeter.
Before calling Tech Support, ask the Guru.
Before destruction a man's heart is haughty, but humility goes before honour. -- Psalms 18:12
Before engaging in a battle of wits, make sure your opponent is armed. -- East Texas Proverb
Before enlightenment, one carries water and chops wood.
After enlightenment, one carries water and chops wood. -- Zen Proverb...
Before falling in love, I was defined. Now I am undefined, weeds are growing in between my ribs.
-- Joyce Carol Oate...
Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative.
Before God and the bus driver we are all equal.
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein (1879-1955), "Cosmic Religio...
Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers.
One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture a...
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