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Before he went off to the wars, King Arthur locked his lovely wife, Guinevere, into her chastity belt.
Then he summoned his loyal friend and subject Sir Lancelot. "Lancelot, noble knight," said Arth...
Before honour is humility.
Before I begin, I'd like to recite the Lawyer's Praye
Lord, please let there be strife and misery among your people, Lest your servant starve....
before I could come to any conclusion it occurred to me that my speech or my silence, indeed any action of mine, would be a mere futility.
What did it matter what anyone knew or ignored? What did...
Before, I cudnt spel programmer; now, I are one.
Before I go out to take a picture of someone, I just stop at the city desk and say, 'Do you want him gazing out toward the sunset or picking his nose?
' -- Calvin Trilli...
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up childre
now I have six children and no theories. -- John Wilmot, Earl of Rocheste...
Before I go to bed, I want some milk and cookies.
Before I judge my neighbor, let me walk a mile in his moccassins. -- Sioux proverb
Before I knew the best part of my life had come, it had gone.

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