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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
-- Rita Rudne...
Before I speak, I am master of the words; After, the word is master of me. -- Ibn Gabriol
Before I started working here I drank, smoked, and used foul language for no reason at all.
But thanks to this job, I now have a reason....
Before I start to speak , I'd just like to say a few words ! -- Colin Herbe
Before I visited this planet, we aliens knew very little about earth.
.. the only information we had came from television signals, and due to interstellar distances, we only received channel 3 at 4...
Before losing a Test series 3-0 to the West indies: We will make them grovel.
Before making a backup, first destroy the originals.
Before man made us citizens, great Nature made us men.
-- James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- On the Capture of Fugitive Slaves near Washingto...
Before marriage, a man declares he would lay down his life to serve you
after marriage, he won't even lay down his paper to talk to you. -- Helen Rowland...
Before mine eyes in opposition sits Grim Death, my son and foe.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book ii, Line 803...

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