Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

Before my birth, I had a name, But soon as born I changed the same
And when I'm laid within the tomb, I shall my father's name assume...
Before ordering a test decide what you will do if it is 1) positive, or 2) negative.
If both answers are the same, don't do the test. -- Cochrane's Aphorism...
Before reaching the age of 30, you will have experienced the joy of spraining an ankle, the wonder of unemployment, the thrill of partial hair loss and the ecstasy of unrequited love.
Before technology, things didn't work, but people sure did.
Now, with progress and additional technology, nothing works, at least not for long....
Before the beginning of great brilliance, there must be chaos.
Before a brilliant person begins something great, they must look foolish in the crowd....
Before the game our dressing room was like Dunkirk before they went over the trenches.
Before the Gulf War started, the Iraqi Army was the the fourth largest in the world.
Now, its the second largest army in Iraq. -- Wall Street Journal, March 15, 1991...
Before the Hawke government came to power, we were on the edge of an economic precipice.
Since then we've taken a great step forward....
Before the wedding, the woman cries. After the wedding, it is the man's turn to cry.
Before the world finds a place for you, find a place for yourself in the world.

< previous

1008