- Some Windows were made to be
broken... - Turn your Pentium into a Gameboy:
Type WIN at C... - Bugs come in through open
Windows... - Windows 98: New look,
same multicrashing... - Windows 2000 will be released as soon as Windows 98
finishes loading... - Windows 95 really does have pre-emptive multitasking:
It can boot and crash at the same time... - Windows NT - Insert wallet into Drive A:
and press any key to empty... - Windows is just another pane in the
glass... - Windows -
From the people who brought you EDLIN... - If Windows sucked it would be good for
something...
