- Q: Why did Bill Gates cross the road?
A:
To avoid the Department of Justice... - Q: Why is Microsoft's Product Support a failure?
A:
Because Microsoft needs a Support Group instead... - Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?
A: Warning label... - Q: How many Micro$oft programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle. One to... - Q: What do Bill Gates and Bill Clinton have in common?
A: Their ratings climb whenever they do something unethical... - Q: What do you call 50 Microsoft products at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A darned good start... - Q: What do Windows NT and frozen pizza have in common?
A: They're both half baked... - Q: How many Internet Explorer programmers does it take to change a
lightbulb?
A: None. Their light bulbs are integrated in to the... - You Might be a Microsoft Employee If...
1. When a Microsoft program crashes for the millionth time,
you say "Oh, well!" and reboot without any negative... - You Might be a Microsoft Employee If...
1. Every night you dream of torturing Linus Torvalds
2.
Every morning you say, "I pledge allegiance to the...
