- If at first you don't succeed,
you must be using Windows... - The Magic of Windows:
Turns a 486 back into a PC/XT... - This fortune does not require Microsoft
Windows... - Turn your Pentium into an XT --
just add Windows... - Welcome to Hell!
Here's your copy of Windows... - Windows is the best GUI -
It always sticks... - Windows isn't CrippleWare --
it's "Functionally Challenged"... - Windows NT Performance,
on the next "In Search... - Windows NT:
Only 16 megs needed to play Minesweeper... - Windows NT:
Vaporware of the desperate and scared...
