- He whom opens thee Windows invites the
bugs in... - If at first you don't succeed
you must be using Windows... - The Magic of Windows
Turns a 486 back into a PC/XT... - This fortune does not require Microsoft
Windows... - Turn your Pentium into an XT
just add Windows... - Welcome to Hell
Here's your copy of Windows... - Windows is the best GUI
It always sticks... - Windows isn't CrippleWare
it's "Functionally Challenged"... - Windows NT Performance
on the next "In Search Of... - Windows NT
Only 16 megs needed to play Minesweeper...
