- Windows:
The answer to a question nobody has ever asked... - Windows:
an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error... - Windows:
XT emulator for an Pentium... - Dogs crawl under fences...
software crawls under Windows 95... - Friends don't let friends use
Windows 95... - A copy of Windows 95 and 4x4 MB of SIMMs,
please... - C:\WINDOWS>DEL *.*
I feel
better now... - Windows is a pane in the
ASCII... - Buy a Pentium III so you can reboot
faster... - Windows 95 never has bugs.
It just develops random features...
