- Windows NT
Vaporware of the desperate and scared... - Windows
The answer to a question nobody has ever asked... - Windows
an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error... - Windows
XT emulator for an Pentium... - Dogs crawl under fences
software crawls under Windows 95... - Friends don't let friends use
Windows 95... - A copy of Windows 95 and 4x4 MB of SIMMs
please.... - C:\WINDOWS>DEL
I feel better now... - Windows is a pane in the
ASCII... - Buy a Pentium III so you can reboot
faster...
