- Better dead than
Redmond... - It's trivial to make fun of Microsoft products, but it takes a real man
to make them work
and a god to make them do anything useful... - Virus error:
A virus has been activated in a DOS session
The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will... - Blackmail Error
Send $200 to Bill Gates or your computer will get so... - Windows 95 has been operating for 2 hours, 32 minutes
No errors reported. CALL GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS... - Windows found - Remove
(Y)es (S)ure (F)ine... - Please insert the floppy disk labeled Windows NT Installation
CD-ROM into Drive A:... - Bill Gates is surfing the Internet, collecting the URLs of anti-Micrsoft
websites to send to the legal department for possible libel lawsuits
Suddenly the devil appears, and says, "Bill, I've got... - We are very nervous about the release of Windows 2000
This OS takes up gigabytes of hard drive space. When... - Bill Gates and Steve Jobs were playing a friendly game of Frisbee at the Gates
estate on the shore of Lake Washington
At one point, Bill accidentally sends the Frisbee over...
