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Humorix Misc
- It's trivial to make fun of Microsoft products, but it takes a real man
to make them work,
and a god to make them do anything useful...
- Virus error:
A virus has been activated in a DOS session.
The virus, however, requires
Windows. All tasks will...
- Blackmail Error:
Send $200 to Bill Gates or your computer will get so...
- Windows 95 has been operating for 2 hours, 32 minutes.
No errors reported. CALL
GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS...
- Windows found - Remove?
(Y)es (S)ure (F)ine...
- Please insert the floppy disk labeled Windows NT Installation
CD-ROM into Drive
A:...
- Bill Gates is surfing the Internet, collecting the URLs of anti-Micrsoft
websites to send to the legal department for possible libel lawsuits.
Suddenly
the devil appears, and says, "Bill, I've got...
- We are very nervous about the release of Windows 2000.
This OS takes up
gigabytes of hard drive space. When...
- Bill Gates and Steve Jobs were playing a friendly game of Frisbee at the Gates
estate on the shore of Lake Washington.
At one point, Bill accidentally sends
the Frisbee over...
- Q: How do you make Windows run faster?
A:
Throw it harder...
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