- Yes... I feel your pain... but as a former first poster (I scored mine a
couple months ago) I know what you went through.
Here's where you screwed up though... YOU DIDN'T PULL THE TRIGGER. You didn'...
- What If Bill Gates Was a Stand-Up Comedian?
1. None of his jokes would be funny.
2. Subliminal message hyping Microsoft and Windows 98 would be inserted throughout his performance....
- If Microsoft Owned McDonald's
Every order would come with fries whether you asked for them or not....
- Caller: I just installed Windows 95 on my computer.
Tech Support: And...? Caller: It's not working. Tech Support: You already said that....
- An OS/2 professional visits a seminar for Windows 95.
During the practice lesson Bill Gates asks him: "What do you like about Windows95?...
- Choose two: (A) Fast (B) Efficient (C) Stable (D) Windows 95 (counts as two)
- Are you scared of speed? If so, then try Windows 95.
- Windows 95 is not a virus. Viruses actually do something.
- Windows for Dummies" is much more than a book title, it's a Microsoft way of life!
- Windows 95: Proof that P. T. Barnum was right.