- What If Bill Gates Was a Stand-Up Comedian?
1. None of his jokes would be funny.
2. Subliminal message hyping Microsoft and Windows... - If Microsoft Owned McDonald's
Source: Unknown
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Every order would come with fries whether you asked... - Caller: I just installed Windows 95 on my computer.
Tech Support: And...? Caller: It's not working... - An OS/2 professional visits a seminar for Windows 95.
During the practice lesson Bill Gates asks him: "What... - Choose two:
(A) Fast (B) Efficient (C) Stable (D) Windows 95 (counts... - Are you scared of speed? If so,
then try Windows 95... - Windows 95 is not a virus.
Viruses actually do something... - Windows for Dummies" is much more than a book title,
it's a Microsoft way of life... - Windows 95: Proof that P. T.
Barnum was right... - Windows and DOS --
a turtle and it's shell...
