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• Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#8) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
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• MS and Y2K: Windows 95, 98, ... and back again to 01 -- Laurent Szyste
• New York--in the event of a nuclear attack it'll look the same as it did before.
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• New screensaver released: Curtains for Windows.
• New Windows cleaner: Windex 3.1
• Is Windows Antique? SILICON VALLEY -- The first ever antique mall devoted to computers has opened its doors deep in the heart of Silicon Valley.
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• What If Bill Gates Was a Stand-Up Comedian? 1. None of his jokes would be funny.
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