- Windows 95 never has bugs. It just develops random features.
- In 1968 it took the computing power of 2 C-64's to fly a rocket to the moon.
Now, in 1998 it takes the Power of a Pentium 200 to run Microsoft Windows 95....
- Microsoft is to Software as McDonalds is to Cuisine.
- Microsoft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs!
- BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
- Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!
- DOS Tip of the Day: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS file.
- Robert Tappen Morris, Jr., got six months in jail for crashing 10% of the
computers that Bill Gates made $
100 million crashing last weekend....
- I once heard Bill Gates say, "WHAT?!?! Netscape caused an invalid page
?! Only Microsoft programs have the code to do that!...
- Intel Inside, Idiot Outside.