- In 1968 it took the computing power of 2 C-64's to fly a rocket to the moon.
Now, in 1998 it takes the Power of a Pentium 200 to... - Microsoft is to Software as McDonalds is to
Cuisine... - Microsoft broke Volkswagen's world record:
Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs... - BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter,
5 yards to go... - Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or
filename... - DOS Tip of the Day:
Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS file... - Robert Tappen Morris, Jr.,
got six months in jail for crashing 10% of the computers... - I once heard Bill Gates say, "WHAT?!?! Netscape caused an invalid page
fault!
Only Microsoft programs have the code to do that... - Intel Inside,
Idiot Outside... - The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT;
they are not Bill...
