- Q: What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?
A: One is an over-rated high tech theme park based... - Q: What's the difference between Windows 95 and a highly destructive virus?
A: About 90 MB of hard disk space... - Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical... - Q: What does the NT in Windows NT stand for?
A: No Thanks
A:
Nice Try A: Neutered Technology A: Nothing There A... - Q: What does the CE in Windows CE stand for?
A:
Caveat Emptor... - Q: Does Bill Gates use public domain software?
A: Yes,
as all of the public has become Bill Gates' domain... - Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve... - Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration number... - Q: How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight. One to work the bulb, and seven to make sure... - Q: How many Microsoft tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twelve. One to work the bulb, and eleven to write...
