- Windows and DOS -- a turtle and it's shell.
- Windows 95 is the most popular virus on the market today.
- Windows is the only solitaire game that requires 16 MB of RAM.
- Windows is the best $89 solitaire game you can buy.
- If Windows is so user-friendly, then why do you need a 678-page manual?
- The word "Windows" is a word out of an old dialect of the Apaches.
It means: "White man staring through glass-screen onto an hourglass...... - Bang on the LEFT side of your computer to restart Windows.
- Double your drive space: Delete Windows!
- This is an air conditioned room -- do not open Windows!
- Favorite Windows game: "Guess what this icon does?
