- Windows 95 is the most popular virus on the market
today... - Windows is the only solitaire game that requires 16
MB of RAM... - Windows is the best $89 solitaire game you
can buy... - If Windows is so user-friendly,
then why do you need a 678-page manual... - The word "Windows" is a word out of an old dialect of the Apaches.
It means: "White man staring through glass-screen onto... - Bang on the LEFT side of your computer to restart
Windows... - Double your drive space:
Delete Windows... - This is an air conditioned room --
do not open Windows... - Favorite Windows game:
"Guess what this icon does... - Windows 95 is crash compatible with Windows 1.0, 2.x,
and 3.x...
