Anyway, We'd Like To Thank You For The Occasional Moments Of Peace And Love Our Family's Experienced .
Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and
love our family's experienced ... well, not today. You saw what
happened. Oh, Lord, be honest. Are we the most pathetic family in
the universe, or what?
-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Thanksgiving
And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is.
Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream. Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and love our family has experienced....
Homer: Oh Lord, on this blessed day, we thank Thee for giving our family one more crack at togetherness.
All: Amen. -- Homer says grace at the second Thanksgiving dinner, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
Don't forget about the importance of the family. It begins with the family.
We're not going to redefine the family. Everybody knows the definition of the family....
Homer: Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it.
I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions!...
Homer: This place is depressing. Grampa: Hey! I live here.
Homer: Oh, well, I'm sure it's a blast once you get used to it....
Announcer 1: Uh oh, here comes our friend, Bullwinkle J.
Moose. Homer: Heh heh heh, Bullwinkle's antler sprung a leak....
Marge: Well, it's time to say goodnight. Home
I wish our special guest Tim Conway didn't have to leave so soon....
Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV saying we didn't want you in our family.
But those were just actors playing us! Ba...
Marge: Homer, this is a terrible thing that's happened, but we can't blame ourselves.
Homer: We can and will! Marge: Children need discipline....