Anyway, We'd Like To Thank You For The Occasional Moments Of Peace And Love Our Family's Experienced .

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Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and
love our family's experienced ... well, not today. You saw what
happened. Oh, Lord, be honest. Are we the most pathetic family in
the universe, or what?

-- Homer Simpson
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