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• Homer: [cracks a beer] Ahh! Bart: Mom, Dad, I saw Sideshow Bob and he threatened to kill me!
  Homer: Bart, don't interrupt! Marge: Homer, this is serious!...
• Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob! Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
  Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. Bob...
• cheerfully] All right, this is dedicated to Bart Simpson, with the message, "I am coming to kill you slowly _and_ painfully.
  -- Marty, the wacky radio DJ, "Cape Feare...
• You mean, I'm on my own? I've never been on my own.
  Oh no! On own! On own! I need help. Oh, God help me!...
• Doll: Guess who, Fat boy!! Homer: [blinded, bumping around, with the doll strapped to his head] Marge!
  Marge! Look! Marge: [from the kitchen] Oh, my God!...
• Um, I checked around. The girls are calling you "fatty-fat fat fat", and Nelson's planning to pull down your pants, but.
  ..nobody's trying to kill ya. -- Milhouse the informer to Bart, "Cape Feare...
• Wiggum: Now Sideshow Bob can't get in without _me_ knowing.
  And once a man is in your home, anything you do to him is nice and legal....
• Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
  Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VII...
• When Sideshow Bob is in court, accused of trying to kill Bart, the lawyer says to him on the stand, But what about that tattoo on your chest?
  Doesn't it say, "Die Bart, Die?" Sideshow Bob responds by saying, "No, That's German for, 'The Bart, The....