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• Marge: That Shary Bobbins is a miracle worker. The kids love her, the house is spotless, and my hair's grown back.
  It's so full and thick it can support a beach umbrella....
• Ladies and gentlemen, the ten-year old who's brave and bold, when he's not in class, he's risking his ass, the world's greatest daredevil, Bart Simpson!
  -- Announcer in Bart's dream, "Bart the Daredevil...
• The world's greatest daredevil, the man who's no stranger to danger, if he's not in action, he's in traction.
  .. Captain Lance Murdoch! -- Announcer at Monster Truck Rally, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Bart: Dad, I want to be a daredevil. Homer: Heh heh heh.
  Kids say such stupid things. -- "Bart the Daredevil...
• Oh, cruel fate. Why do you mock me? -- Homer Simpson Bart the Daredevil
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• You think you've got guts. Try raising my kids. -- Homer to Murdoch, "Bart the Daredevil
• I reached him!
  -- Lisa, on Homer humming the 1812 Overture while driving recklessly, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Bart, this isn't one of those phony-baloney promises I don't expect you to keep!
  -- Homer, having a heart-to-heart with Bart, "Bart the Daredevil...