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• There are perfectly good answers to those questions, but they'll have to wait for another night.
  -- Homer Simpson Homers Barbershop Quarte...
• Marge: Look what I got! Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car.
  -- Marge buys a "Baby On Board" sign, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
• Skinner: Well, William, I'm back! So...how did you spend your summer?
  Willy: I made millions in software and lost it at the track....
• Homer: Well, it'll be a long time before your mother gets back with the tire, so why don't I tell you more of the story?
  -- A tire blows out on the Simpson car, "Homer's Barbershop Quarte...
• Rock 'n' Roll had become stagnant. `Achy Breaky Heart' was seven years away.
  Something had to fill the void, and that something was barbershop....
• Nigel: Homer, I'm a theatrical agent, and I want to represent your group.
  [Hands Homer his card] Homer: Really? Nigel: Yeah....
• Homer: Hmm, "Baby on Board..." [sings] Baby On Board, Something something, Burt Ward.
  .. [spoken] This thing writes itself!...
• Homer: What'd you kids get? Bart: I bought this cool pencil holder.
  Homer: Heh heh, far out man. I haven't seen a bong in years....
• Bart: Man, that's some story! Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get.
  Like, how come we never heard about this until today?...